If I ever had creepers following me, it would be movie scripts. They always seem to creep into my conversations so nicely and at inopportune times. For example, when I am in the car sometimes I get an overwhelming urge to quote the opening lines to Pulp Fiction (or listen to Misirilou by Dick Dale for clarification). So in honor of this feeling, here are the movie scripts that I use in most of my conversation, and the quotes I use most:
one. First and foremost, Mean Girls. Is that really a question for anyone?
-I cannot stop this car, I have a curfew!
-You go Glen Cocoa!
-Oh heck no, I did not leave the south side for this!
-Don't have sex because you will get pregnant and die!
-She's a life ruiner, she ruins people's lives.
-You cannot do that. That is social suicide.
-I'm from Michigan...great!
-She doesn't even go here!
two. She's the Man. I love Amanda Bynes, and hey she unretired! Partay!
-Screw you guys, I hate high school.
-Welcome to Illyria, Welcome welcome welcome welcome welcome welcome welcome welcome welcome to Illyria!
-What up bro? (pronounced brahhh)
-My favorite's gouda.
-Word, g money.
-She's got a little somethin' somethin'.
-I'm brilliant, shh.
-My intensity scares people.
three. Baby Mama. Clearly I think Tina Fey is hilarious....
-Biscuit, I don't know your life! (biscuit replaces the other word...)
-Can I just spray a little pam down there? You have to admit, it's a valid suggestion.
-Oh that's just Hellboy. (ps, Hellboy is the name of my car as well)
-Cats can do this!
-What is this??? It's water.... It's disgusting!!
-Uhhh, I don't know.... I DON'T KNOW.
-That don't make no sense. I don't have time to explain arithmetic to you!
-Your stupid space car locked me in!
-It's in the thing!
-This one's for the ladies! Alright, a slow jam!
four. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Yes, I'll even put a sensitive one in hurr.
-It's going to be gone soon... what do we do? Enjoy it.
-Paaatttrickkk, babbbyy boy.
-I prefer to be Ruth, but I'm flexible.
four and four quarters. Garden State.
-Good luck exploring the infinite abyss.
-Can I have something to chew on? F, bamboo! Whatever!
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