We all get to a point where we want to shank the professor and everyone in the class because we're so bored. Though that is a great idea, here are a few alternatives:
one. Download the cat piano app on your iPhone or iTouch. It's an app that makes cat meows. Just set that sucka off during the middle of lecture and act like nothing happened. People will be scratching their heads as they try to find this invisible cat.
two. Bring a typewriter to class to type your notes. That's just plain entertaining.
three. When asked what your major is say something classy like "baby making" or "lion taming."
four. Serenade your teacher with showtunes. Why not?
four and four quarters. Speak in a British accent all semester and then confess to everyone your actually from America. Nothing like lying to a group of people.
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