School Stories

In honor of school starting soon, here are my favorite school stories.

one. The most trouble I ever got in at school is when I locked myself in a locker as a joke...and then couldn't get out. A teacher had to come get the lock off.

two. My freshmen year of college, I told people in one of my classes I was majoring in baby making. Round of applause for the Mrs. degree.

three. My friend Lindsay Ives and I used to throw things out of the window at people walking by. Stapler? Sure. Scissors? Even better.

four. This one didn't happen to me, but I still think it's hilarious. At Dunwoody High, they had someone who was urinating around the building in various places. HAHA I still laugh at that.

four and four quarters. We decided to market my Asian friend, Annabella Chang (ABC for short), for homecoming queen (which by the way, got her in the top five). We put up signs around campus saying "I have a dream that one day we'll have an Asian homecoming queen" and posted freaky pictures of Michael Jackson with "ABC, easy as 123." That last one was taken down by the admin immediately. Sexual reference? Never.

Drive Thru Etiquette

Take it. Chew it. Digest it. Love it.

This is going to sound like a complaining blog, but hey, it's informative!

one. Get off your dang phone! Fo reals, it's rude. Can you imagine if I was just on my cell phone while taking your order? But really, I can hear your conversation. I once had someone talk about their sexcapades on their phone and I could hear the whole thing. Regurgitating.

two. Do not order at the window. It gets us all out of order, behind, and makes the people behind you have to wait twice as long. Along with this, don't completely change your order at the window. Just come inside if you're unsure of what you want.

three. No one is impressed by how you can read off your drink/order like an auctioneer. You know, I do have to input the order into a slow computer.

four. Don't cut people off. I've seen people slam into another car (on purpose) and someone that called the police from someone cutting them off. As fully entertaining as it is to see people get worked up over their order in a fast line, it just causes everyone to merc everyone else.

four and four quarters. Please do not complain to me unless it's about your order. I don't want to hear how the person behind you has bright lights, or how the prices are too high, or how you hate your job. These are all things I can do nothing about.

Basically, be respectful and it will always be returned.