I have taken the scenic route, but I'm back. I finally have a breather after this long semester.
Now I think we all know that I have changed my name in the past two years. I'm all about names representing your true identity. Therefore, I give you the company name change.
two. Ikea = Icheapa. Being that I'm a slightly poor college student, I bought my basic kitchen stuff at Ikea because of there ridiculously low prices. Sometimes, the pan cooks so unevenly. Splitzies never hurt anyone. Then again, I am sitting on my bed from Ikea right now. Look out apt. 1214!
three. Old Navy = Old Slavey. I actually went in to Old Slavey today and Dobey was walking around in rags.
four. Applebee's = Crapplebee's. Amy, Gpayne, and I used to go to Crapplebee's all the time, and then we actually stopped and wondered why we were there. I'll meet ya at the Neighborhood Bar and Grill!
four and four quarters. Zaxby's = Crackby's. It's an addiction. Join my support group.
Some others that weren't good enough for a lovely description: Carby's (Arby's), Encon (Enron), Fourbucks or Starbarfs (Starbucks), Scamway (Amway), Fratolo (Polo), Fratagonia (Patagonia).
