one. Sometimes when my mom (Ginga Payne, G Payne, G unit, Miss Payne, House of Payne, Gin, Aunt Gin, etc...) is trying to go to sleep at night I'll run in her room and do a bucking bronco on her mattress. Now let me explain the bronco. When my sister and I were little we use to jump on the mattress on all fours and kick our feet up, so we looked like we were, well, bucking broncos. Anyway, the other night I did this and hit the ceiling fan and now it's busted. Party foul.
two. In our office, we have a 7 foot tall bookshelf. There's no way the cats can jump up or down from it, so I just put them up there. I may or may not have forgotten they were up there a few times.
three. I don't have TV at my apartment so anytime I'm home I like to watch all of those shows that I would never spend time during the semester watching. Some of those shows include (all guilty pleasures): Keeping up with the Kardashians, 16 and Pregnant, Teen Mom, and Family Guy. Ginga has grown to love 16 and Pregnant. She thinks it's classy.
four. I got this wonderful mahogany back scratcher for Christmas (dream big, friends). My cats have fallen in love with it. The other night I was poking Jasper (my tux cat) with it and he grabbed the other side towards him while I was pulling the other side towards me. It was basically a tug of war situation. I lost. Yes, I'm ashamed.
four and four quarters. I really enjoy stretching my vocal cords when I'm home. This includes singing my cat's name in operatic fashion anytime I see them. Freckles' ears started bleeding the other day.
I think Rebecca needs to get a life!! LOL
ReplyDeleteI hate 16 and Pregnant. Selfish boys and girls with a huge amount of immaturity which is why they shouldn't had kids.
Good choices! Glad to hear you got that back scratcher, and especially in mahogany. This makes me want to come chill with you at the House of Payne.
ReplyDeleteLol I can't believe you put that on the internet.. I'm going to have to save this for blackmail in the future.
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