Awkward Circumstances

I'm all about the awkward, and I'll make it awkward just for the sake of being awkward. Here are some ways to make things awkward (and I just used "awkward" 4 times in 2 sentences).

one. Join Facebook groups that you shouldn't leave, and then leave them. For example, join the "I have never had sex with a goat" group and then leave it a few months later.

two. Pee in sinks. (see Baby Mama)

three. Lift up children and/or small animals and start singing "The Circle of Life."

four. Wear see-through swimsuits.

four and four quarters. Post unheard of words on Urban Dictionary that do not make any sense. For example, "Centaubear," or a mix between a Bear and a Centaur (half horse, half man). (See "Pegasus Hair").